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glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

(Source: trashboat, via fault-in0ur-stars)

time-sponges:

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

(via leonardo-dicaprisun)

pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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(via thatquirkygirljenny)

legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: legalisation, via dontbesadlove)

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

(via 500daysofsunburn)

This week on: who joined the Destiel ship?

shelovedtooeasily:

JARED SHIPS DESTIEL

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METATRON SHIPS DESTIEL

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THE UNIVERSE SHIPS DESTIEL

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(via dontbeanassbutt)